But wait, there's more!

I was going through a bunch of old files and came across this... Not sure who I gacked it from...


If I were a stone, I would be: obsidian.
If I were a tree, I would be: a weeping birch.
If I were a bird, I would be: a crane.
If I were a machine, I would be: difficult to operate, and requiring a manual as heavy as a housebrick.
If I were a tool, I would be: completely useless.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a poppy.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: quiet rain at night.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a sphinx.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar.
If I were an animal, I would be: cuddly, but dangerous when roused.
If I were a color, I would be: green.
If I were an emotion, I would be: love.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: an artichoke.
If I were a sound, I would be: singing
If I were an Element, I would be: Earth.
If I were a car, I would be: a red Jag E-type roadster, circa '56.
If I were a song, I would be: sexy, beautiful and ever so slightly melancholic. oh, you mean an actual song? Shiver, by Coldplay.
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: At the moment, Rose Byrne. For fairly blatant reasons.
If I were a movie, I would be: The Princess Bride.
If I were a food, I would be: Froot Loops.
If I were a place, I would be: home.
If I were a material, I would be: wool.
If I were a taste, I would be: coffee.
If I were a religion, I would be: Septupletism. :D
If I were a word, I would be: 'defenestrate'.
If I were an object, I would be: a pen.
If I were a body part I would be: lips.
If I were a facial expression I would be: a secret smile.
If I were a subject in school I would be: drama.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: kick-ass. :D
If I were a shape I would be: something smooth.
If I were a number I would be: 6.
If I were a month I would be: September.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday.
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight.
If I were a direction I would be: southeast.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Do pillows count as furniture?
If I were a sin I would be: sloth.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Julius Caesar. Don't ask why.
If I were a liquid I would be: Kahlua.
If I were a method of death I would be: a laser beam!

Well, that was fun...